Plot Twist:
You wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
(via imtheshitgirl)
girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
(via nelzipiezblowsyourmind)
doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren’t wearing shoes
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
(Source: idekdee, via call-me-hopleess)
